The perfect peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

I am a sandwich nut.

I will put almost anything between two slices of bread and I mean almost anything. Below you will find some of my creations.

The perfect PB&J for the kids lunch.Your kids will love it.

I was just watching a movie and they were making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for their kids lunches. I remember taking these and by lunch the jelly has pretty much soaked the one side of the sandwich.

So I tried this secret and my daughter who is now 44 still talks about this sandwich. AND she still makes it that way just to eat it.

My secret.

I am not sure someone else hasn’t figured this out but here is what I did. I spread a thin coating of peanut butter on both slices of bread. It is up to you how thick the peanut butter is spread. If they like a lot of peanut butter spread it a little thicker but remember it is on both sides. Then spread the jelly on one slice of the peanut butter covered bread right over the peanut butter, put it together and your kids will be amazed. Unless of course they don’t like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

The “science” behind this is the peanut butter won’t soak the bread AND it has oil which will repel the jelly and keep it from soaking into the bread and making a mess.

As I said my daughter still talks about this sandwich after all these years.

Lunch meat sandwiches.

This is not a big deal but a hint in case you haven’t thought of this too. When doing a lunch meat sandwich with mayo or mustard put the condiment on one slice of meat and then top with the other slice or slices of meat to keep it from soaking into the bread.

Fried potato sandwiches or potato chip sandwiches.

Fry some hash browns or regular potatoes and season as you like, salt and pepper etc. Then put on bread, top with mustard and the other slice of bread. Lots of carbs but it is good.

You can do the same thing with potato chips. Use the plain thin potato chips that aren’t flavored. Put them on a slice of bread with mustard and another slice of bread and press slightly. These are both good unless you hate potatoes

How about a radish sandwich?

Slice radishes, I like them thin. Then place as many slices as you like on one slice of bread and salt the radishes. Then put mayo on the other slice and place on top of the radishes. I love these.

Banana, peanut butter and mayonnaise. Yes I said mayonnaise.

I know this sounds strange and most people will eat just banana and peanut butter but this is good unless of course you don’t like mayo. Toast the bread, put peanut butter on one slice of bread top with the banana then mayo on the other slice and place the other slice of bread on top. My mother got me eating this and I have eaten them all my life. I have only found one person outside of the family that ate them too.

Old family favorites.

As I said above my mother got me eating most if not all of these back in the day when everyone appears or tries to be health conscious. I don’t go too overboard with healthy eating. Like those people in restaurants that order wheat toast when I am sure they eat white bread at home. Why? Because if you look at the store there sure isn’t empty space where the wheat bread goes they are usually out of white bread.

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The Morning After – Trump wins and more importantly Hillary loses.

Now lets see if Democrats/liberals will continue to spread the hate.

Will the liberal media immediately begin its attacks on Trump like they did on Bush. According to them he couldn’t do anything right. Like after Hurricane Katrina. They took that picture of Bush in Air Force One looking out the window and twisted it to make it look like he didn’t care. When in fact that was the best possible way to see the TOTAL devastation.

The media twisted the fact he didn’t get there fast enough when the President has to be invited to come to a state. He just can’t walk in and take over. But it was ok for Obama to take his time while there was an oil spill in the Gulf. It was ok for Obama to refuse assistance from other countries. It was ok for Obama to stay on vacation while Louisiana was recovering from their devastation. Obama didn’t come for days. I guess he was working on his golf game.

Obama has divided the country more than anyone.

This president who is half white and half black is a racist, we know that. How do we know he only claims to be black and almost never mentions being white. We know this because he has only helped blacks like the ones shot in the church he gave $29 million to in assistance. While the Obama administration fast-tracked a huge payout to the agencies helping victims of the Charleston, South Carolina church shooting, giving the families of those slain millions more in potential assistance than victims from Sandy Hook, Boston, and other mass murders.
The $29 million payout is significantly more than what was given to assist the victims of the 2012 Aurora, Colorado, theater shooting ($2.9 million); the 2012 Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting ($1.5 million); and the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing ($8.3 million).

Hillary would have been more of the same.

I was and I think we all were sick of the lies, criminal activity and that stupid grin of Hillary’s. The media repeatedly didn’t report her activities or minimalized it. Americans are smarter than that, they know the liberal media is biased and they ignored it. Over the next four years you can be sure they will continue to work on the socialist liberal agenda.

Now it is time to go the hell home. She and Bill have basically never left Washington. The media gave Bush hell for hanging around a few months to promote his book and they told him to go home. NOW, Obama is going to hang around Washington using his daughters as an excuse when thousands of other students leave home to go to college.

Hillary had really done nothing and had little to no experience. What she did was get people killed much like Bill Clinton. He was president when the USS Cole was attacked. He was president when they planned the WTC attack on 9/11 all the while he was doing Monica Lewinsky.

Trump may not be perfect.

Trump may not be perfect but he is better than Hillary and Obama combined. Both liberal progressive socialist elitists. She is the Marie Antoinette of our time. While millions are unemployed and have lost hope she says let them eat cake.

Now Trump is going to wipe out everything Obama has done and he knows it. He was so cocky when he had control of the congress and forced Obamacare down our throats. He was so cocky when he signed all those executive orders that will be wiped out on the first day of the Trump presidency. There will be nothing left. There will be no legacy. Now he wants compassion for his presidency. Sorry but you didn’t give a damn about Americans, both black and white.

Lets see how smart the politicians are.

Lets see if our congress, both parties, are smart enough to hear the voice of the people. I doubt it. They are in such a bubble and so out of touch but this was a big message on a big bill board with flashing lights. Ron White says you can’t fix stupid. Lets see if our elected officials can learn anything.

Politicians don’t give a damn about you when they have a 95% reelection rate.

My elected official, Gus Bilirakis, who just got reelected because voters vote for a name, has been ignoring me for two years now. I am a 20 year veteran of the military and apparently Gus Bilirakis and his staff don’t give a damn. This jackass jumped into get elected the same year his father retired. So apparently all the voters do is see a name and vote for it.

Then there was Brian Corley, supervisor of elections who didn’t like what I had to say and called me ignorant. He also said I made baseless accusations, like politicians don’t do that along with LYING. So these people work for and represent us and don’t mind ignoring you or calling you a name.

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Hillary Clinton, the deplorables kicked your ass.

The most surprising election in history.

Yes, Hillary the deplorables kicked your ass. Apparently anyone that disagrees with the socialist, liberal, controlling agenda gets labeled. We who were for Trump were called deplorables. That is the way of the Party of Hate, the Democrats.

And lets not forget the Party of Slavery. As I have stated before Jefferson Davis the president of the Confederacy was a Democrat. So that Confederate flag they say is racist is actually THEIRS. Hello!!! Not only didn’t they want the slaves free but they didn’t want them to vote and now who do the Democrats pander to?

I assume blacks are finally catching on that the cities run by Democrats are failing. They are where the most crime and poverty exist and not only exist they exist for African Americans. Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago and others.

Hollywood and the elitists lose.

All those celebrities that said they were leaving the country if Trump was elected are now packing. YEAH RIGHT!!!! All those moron celebrities that were TELLING you how to vote, who to vote for and “to vote the right way” LOST!! They told us this as if we care what they had to say or that they knew what they were talking about. These are people that have never done anything but stand in front of a camera and recite lines someone else wrote. They don’t have a clue what is going on in America or with Americans and they don’t give a damn.

Just get in step, the goose step, and vote as we tell you to. Go fuck yourself. Sorry, it had to be said. These people are such losers they need an analyst, life coaches to tell them how to live. They don’t even dress themselves. Give them a bag with a designer name and they will wear it.

Then there are the elitists in New York, LA and Chicago and other places that thought Hillary had this sewn up and weren’t even worried…………until it was too damn late. These are the ones that think they know what is good for you. They also don’t believe in God, at least a lot of them don’t and yet God had everything to do with this win. I know you are going to say prove it but I don’t need to, you need to prove he didn’t have anything to do with it.

They talk about Trump and all the things he said but when Hillary said the unborn have no rights that made me sick. I said years ago if the unborn could vote the politicians would be screwed.

The popular vote.

A lot of you losers are going to say Hillary won the popular vote. NO she didn’t. She didn’t win the popular vote in many battleground states. States she thought she had sewn up. Obviously every state she lost she didn’t win the popular vote. Yes she won the overall popular vote by about 2,000,000 voters out of 120 million voters and they were probably all in California. That is about 1.7 percent of the voters.

More importantly Trump won the popular vote in 30 states, Hillary won the popular vote in 20 states. So you liberals can drop the “she won the popular vote.” Going in she “thought” she had the 270 electoral votes. NOW, they want to go by popular vote because she lost AND they want to do away with the electoral college we have used for over 200 years, hmmmmm.

Hillary a corrupt liar.

She just had too many warts and the media did their best to cover them up or minimalize them. It didn’t work. She was responsible for the deaths in Benghazi along with Obama. Maybe she would have gotten more support if she didn’t lie about it and accept responsibility. Then there was the Clinton Foundation and the corruption and money accepted from our enemies.

Then there were the many lies. She took fire when overseas. Apparently not learning from John Kerry. How about “we were dead broke” when they left office? And now they bought a house in New York and bought the house next door for Chelsey. Then she not only was responsible for Benghazi she lied about the cause and then accused those that were there of lying.

She never went to the families to accept responsibility and console them. This would have carried a lot of weight but she is an elitist and doesn’t have anything to do with the little people or the deplorables. As far as I know she never apologized for ANY DAMN THING. She is an elitist and her shit doesn’t stink, at least she doesn’t think so.

Sick of seeing her face with her mouth torn open with that condescending phony smile.

Did anyone notice when she was giving a speech she was looking ABOVE the crowd? She didn’t look at them or behind her or anywhere. And that stupid smile. It made me want to slap her. Her elitist attitude. And then in the third debate she was all incensed when Trump said he wouldn’t accept the results if he lost. Then she made a point of how wrong that was several times after the debate and now apparently she lied AGAIN and is participating in the recount. Can you say hypocrite and liar. She would have made a great president, NOT!!!!

I seems all the liberal Democrats do is lie, cheat and steal. Hillary, Obama and the Democrats have lied for the last eight years over and over. They cheated during the debates having CNN feed her questions and the ask the DNC for questions to ask Trump. Now liberals, Hillary and the snowflakes can’t deal with or accept the election results. My my Hillary, and you criticized Trump for saying he wouldn’t accept the results if he lost.

The media doesn’t matter, they are a non-factor.

They said Trump supporters would riot if he lost and just who the hell is rioting? The snowflakes, crackpots and George Soros’ paid rioters. All the cheating and lying the media did didn’t matter in the end. No one paid attention, no one cared what they had to say. WE KNOW THEY ARE LYING AND THEY ARE STILL DOING IT.

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A Different Kind of Christmas Poem – written by Michael Marks

Now that this election is over it is time to remember our troops. Those that weren’t here for this election and have served while some were being petty, hateful and deceitful.

Thanksgiving is not far away and we should give thanks not only then but every day there are men and women out there fighting for us and this country to destroy evil.

Christmas won’t be far behind too and many of our brave people serving our country won’t get to come home for either holiday. I was one of those. I served 20 years and would ask that you remember those people both living and dead. This Friday, November 11, 2016 is veterans day. Please don’t forget them.

The following poem is on you tube and there is a link below. It has music and a background with pictures.

A Different Kind of Christmas Poem

The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.

Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.

My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.  In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.

The sound wasn’t loud, and it wasn’t too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.  Perhaps just a cough, I didn’t quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.

My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near.  Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.

A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.  Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled, Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.

“What are you doing?” I asked without fear, “Come in this moment, it’s freezing out here!  Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve, You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!”

For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift, away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts… To the window that danced with a warm fire’s light.  Then he sighed and he said “Its really all right,

“I’m out here by choice. I’m here every night.” “It’s my duty to stand at the front of the line, That separates you from the darkest of times.

No one had to ask or beg or implore me, I’m proud to stand here like my fathers before me.  My Gramps died at ‘Pearl on a day in December,”  Then he sighed, “That’s a Christmas ‘Gram always remembers.”

My dad stood his watch in the jungles of ‘Nam’, And now it is my turn and so, here I am.  I’ve not seen my own son in more than a while, But my wife sends me pictures, he’s sure got her smile.

Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag, The red, white, and blue… an American flag.  I can live through the cold and the being alone, Away from my family, my house and my home.

I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet, I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat.  I can carry the weight of killing another, Or lay down my life with my sister and brother…

Who stand at the front against any and all, To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall.”  “So go back inside,” he said, “harbor no fright, Your family is waiting and I’ll be all right.”

“But isn’t there something I can do, at the least, “Give you money,” I asked, “or prepare you a feast?  It seems all too little for all that you’ve done, for being away from your wife and your son.”

Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,


“Just tell us you love us, and never forget.  To fight for our rights back at home while we’re gone, to stand your own watch, no matter how long.


For when we come home, either standing or dead, to know you remember we fought and we bled.  Is payment enough, and with that we will trust, that we mattered to you as you mattered to us.”

Thanksgiving and Christmas will be coming soon and credit is more than due to our U.S. Service Men and Women in order for you and your loved ones  to be able to celebrate these festivities.  Let’s try in this small way to pay a tiny bit of what we owe.  Make people you know stop and think of our heroes, living and dead, who are sacrificing themselves for us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUGOjNsE4aY

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The Hillary Clinton scandal grows while her chances shrink.

The email scandal grows.

The FBI was apparently investigating Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin and the FBI found a laptop belonging to one of these people with Clinton emails. Apparently about 10,000 of them.

“You don’t do this, a former senior Justice Department official, who was not named, told The New Yorker, which reported the development overnight. “It’s aberrational. It violates decades of practice.” If this is unprecedented and you don’t do this then why is this loser not being named? This person gives a quote but won’t be named? Why? It violates decades of practice? WTF. So we allow crooks and liars and God knows what to be elected because of practice? This is why our Congress has such a low approval rating. Once they get in through “practice” then they have a 90% reelection rate and then the fox is in charge of the hen house.

Now everyone is up in arms over this. This is not done. This is unprecedented. NOW the Attorney General Loretta Lynch isn’t OK with the FBIs decision this time. This time it goes against Hillary and they can’t fix it or whitewash it in time.

And Lynch said she did not want James Comey the Director of the FBI to break the department’s practice (here is that word practice again) of refusing comment on ongoing investigations, another administration official told the publication, or to take action that could influence the November election, but Comey reported he felt compelled to report the discovery specifically because of the impending election.

Breaking the practice, the Justice Department official said, “impugns the integrity and reputation of the candidate, even though there’s no finding by a court, or in this instance even an indictment.” And what is wrong with that if the candidate has NO integrity why would we want to elect her president?

The Justice Department has long advised prosecutors and law enforcement officials to avoid appearances that it was interfering in elections, including holding off on filing charges on present cases.

This is absurd to me. If the candidate is a liar, thief or even a murderer why the hell should they be given a chance to become president. If she broke the law why let it go till after the election? What then?

The FBI is not interfering because people still get to vote. The morons, trolls and pathetic losers will still vote for her even if they proved she murdered someone.

It was OK for Attorney General Loretta Lynch to meet with Bill Clinton on the tarmac of an airport and whitewash the first investigation. AG Lynch said she would abide by the FBI decision when she probably knew it was a whitewash. Now she doesn’t like what the FBI has to say.

That was not interfering with an election but trotting out these women with unfounded accusations against Trump was OK? The AG and others want to keep this quiet until after the election just like Rahm Emanuel did in Chicago with the police shooting. They covered it up and delayed the investigation over a year until after his most recent election in 2015. This is what they wanted to do with Hillary because they know once in the office of the presidency it will be hard to bring her to justice.

Hillary said on a late night show her emails were boring. So, if this classified emails are boring then what has she got to worry about? If she did nothing wrong, and the FBI did say she did, then what has she got to worry about?

Hillary is so crooked, has lied so many time, it is just a way of life for the Clintons. She lied about Benghazi and then lied again when she said the people there lied about what happened. She lied about being broke when Bill left office. She lied when she said she took fire while overseas. And there is so much more.

It was ok for Hillary to ignore a subpoena and not turn over her server until it was wiped clean.

Not only that Obama covered this email scandal up for six years. He should be tried and go to jail. What happened to the rule of law? I guess it doesn’t apply to our community organizer Obama.

Obama and the rest of the Democrats wanted to investigate and bring to trial Bush for waterboarding UNTIL they found out Nancy Pelosi and other Democrats knew about it.

They sure as hell didn’t bring Hillary to justice for Benghazi. There wasn’t even an investigation, a real investigation. She does two things with her mouth, she LIES AND PANDERS.

I am not crazy about Donald Trump but he hasn’t gotten anyone killed, yet. He doesn’t call people deplorable while smiling at your face. She could care less about the people, the voters or anyone else.

She is a follower of Saul Alinsky who was her mentor and whose book Rules for Radicals has a forward praising Satan as the first radical. She and Bill Clinton are sick people, he commits adultery on several occasions and she stayed with him. She apparently has no self respect or self worth and now wants to run the country? This when she can’t even secure emails with classified information.

But she has been fighting for women her whole life so they can reach their full potential. WTF does that mean and how does she know someone’s full potential and what it is? How was she fighting and who was she fighting and what was she fighting for other than their FULL POTENTIAL. What was her success rate? How many did she help reach their full potential? And when they reached their full potential how did she know and was she sure that was it?

Update: And so after all the news and uproar FBI director Comey AGAIN recommends no action be taken against Hillary Clinton. Which begs to ask the question, who got to him? They couldn’t meet on the tarmac like Bill Clinton did with the Attorney General. So Comey violated decades of “practice” so we let a liar, thief and crook possibly get elected president? Yes the foxes are truly in charge of the hen house. IT IS TIME TO TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY BY WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY.

“The people cannot be all, and always, well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented, in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions, it is lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. … What country before ever existed a century and half without a rebellion? And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.”
Thomas Jefferson, Letters of Thomas Jefferson   

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