LaVar Ball, a major asshole.

Lavar Ball is a lousy father too.

So every time I see this asshole he has that stupid grin on his face while I NEVER see his kids smiling. Why is that? Are they embarrassed by him? Are they tired of his crap? Or do they know he is full of shit?

The guy wasn’t even a mediocre basketball player and yet here he is trying to bullshit his kids into a basketball career. It seems they aren’t any better than he was.

I asked myself what the hell was Magic Johnson thinking when he signed his kid Lonzo Ball. This guy had no big rep or experience just a loud mouth dad who was bullshitting everyone that this kid was good? In one interview the kid says he could beat Michael Jordan one on one. I doubt if he could beat Jordan at his age of 54 today. But that was pretty ballsy of him to say he could beat a 54 year old man. WOW!!

The truth is Lonzo is an asshole like his dad. He isn’t any better at playing basketball than his dad. The guy can’t even beat anyone in the damn NBA today. The Lakers, at the moment are 10 and 16 and in third place in the Pacific division on 12/13/17. If this guy is good enough to beat Michael Jordan then why is the Laker ship sinking?

So what kind to athlete was LaVar Ball, not very damn good. 

Ball first began playing college basketball at West Los Angeles College in the low-tier Western State Conference despite having little experience at the prep level. In the season opener in 1986, he recorded 33 points and 18 rebounds against Porterville College. Who? Ball then transferred to NCAA Division I Washington State and became a starting forward. So he didn’t get his way he transferred much like he pulled his kid out of UCLA. In 26 games for the Cougars, however; he averaged only 2.2 points, 2.3 rebounds, and 1.0 assists per game. Spectacular, NOT!! After one season, Ball transferred again to Cal State Los Angeles, which competed in the NCAA Division II, playing alongside three of his four brothers. So as you can see he sucked and didn’t get his way he transferred. Cry baby, cry.

So basketball didn’t work how about football? 

Following college, Ball was invited to a football tryout and eventually made a return to the sport. After finishing his college basketball career, he played a single year of college football at Long Beach City College as a tight end. On May 1, 1994, Ball signed with the New York Jets of the National Football League as a defensive end. He returned to the Jets on March 7, 1995, as a tight end and was immediately loaned to the London Monarchs of the World League of American Football in 1995. In the 1995 season for the Monarchs, Ball recorded 28 yards in kick returns. WOW, again impressive, NOT!! During his NFL career, he was also a part of the practice squads of both the Jets and Carolina Panthers, remaining with the Panthers until late November 1995, albeit with no yards played due to injury. After Ball rose to fame in 2017, his former Monarchs teammate Kenny McEntyre said that he was “garbage,” a comment Ball refutes as jealousy from McEntyre. The truth is never pretty.

So LaVar wasn’t good at any sport so he ran, he transferred just like his kid isn’t good enough so he pulls him out of school.

This is all about LaVar Ball and no one else.

Even Kareem Abdul-Jabbar thinks the guy sucks. Here is what he had to say; “A great instance of misguided parenting,” Abdul-Jabbar said of how LaVar has handled Gelo, Lonzo Ball and LaMelo Ball. “I wouldn’t have done that to my children. I haven’t.” “One of the sons might’ve been much better off studying law or medicine or computer science or something that they really felt from within,” he continued, “instead of their father’s fevered ideas of how wealthy he wants to be.” “It’s all about him.”

The guy is clearly a loser and a bully, especially a bully.

As far as a loser goes, what has he done in life? What he has done is because of his self promotion and the unworthy promotion of his kids. The guy is a bully a sore loser. If his kids don’t play because they aren’t good enough then he goes after the coach and anyone else in his way. What they need to do is put the brats on the court and let them lose about 10 games and show the world they suck. Also the Lakers need to tell him every time he opens his mouth Lonzo gets benched for a game. I guarantee he will shut up quick enough. Or he will take his Ball and go home.

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Bartmantoo

20 year veteran of the military. Born in Pennsylvania, grew up in Florida and retired in Florida. I have had two wives, and four children. Love the sunshine, the beach and fresh air. I really hate the cold and snow. Love a good rare steak, baked potato with butter and sour cream. I am addicted to pasta and especially fresh bread from Publix.

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